I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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