I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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