just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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