Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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