Don't you send me to vm
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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