windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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