Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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