If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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