As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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