Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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