yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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