Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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