i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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