i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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