so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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