i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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