Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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