But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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