i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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