Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It's official drugs can't kill me
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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