We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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