no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
North Korea, Best Korea!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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