: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
