i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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