"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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