apparently the secret to your success is patron
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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