it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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