she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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