So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I woke up under a house in Key West
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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