Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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