How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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