So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Come see our sink grown plant.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
