How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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