He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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