well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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