I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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