There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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