So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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