So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
