I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Even my vagina gasped.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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