it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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