It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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