you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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