I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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