I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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