how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
They are going to name an STD after you.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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