I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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