I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize