This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
