Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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