so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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