i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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