Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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